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about: titamus (jack eaton) was born at
bay city hospital on may 22nd, 1983. which
means he is 15 years of age. and he, as
well as phatcat, is single and looking.
any hot chix out there that wanna hook up
with this manly hunk of beef, e-mail us! has
a good ear for phat-ass rhymes. he has
no freinds so if your cool, and are looking
for the coolest guy in the world to make
fun of your funky lookin' self, e-mail us again.

stats

height: 6' 2''
weight: 197 lbs.
marital status: single
hair: funky lookin'
eyes: brown
hobbies: hang out with his homey phat cat,
talk to hot chix, sit around like a bum, porn
other: he works at a day care center
with snotty, bratty little kids.

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